Sorry dear, I have to do this - it's too funny to not share.
EH started work last Monday in HK. He picked up a tube of lip balm on the way to office, because his lips can chap quite badly. He slathered it on liberally and forgot all about it.
The first morning was busy, mainly spent meeting his new colleagues. He was brought round to meet derivatives traders, support staff, big boss. He was a bit puzzled, because he was earning some queer looks, but he didn't worry too much about it, there was too much to do.
Finally, he got a chance for a toilet break. He did his thing, then went to sink to wash up, looked in mirror and.... WT~!!!! Why am I wearing LIPSTICK?!! #@!!&&*!
It turns out the lipbalm he bought was tinted. You would think, even if the name "Cherry Kiss" didn't tip him off, the bright red tint to the stick of lipbalm would...?!!
Don't worry dear, at least you made a big impression on your first day! : ) I'm sure it made your new colleagues' morning - they probably think the new prop trader is a cross dresser on the weekends, and just forgot to take off his lipstick that day...
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